Then there was Kim Kardashian. She turned up just looking... very hot? It's not what you're meant to do at the Met Gala. It just isn't. The one detail about Kim's look that I can't get out of my head, have literally thought about every hour on the hour ever since I was made aware of it, is that she was unable to pee while wearing the dress. It was, quite simply, too tight! When you can't perform basic human functions, it's time to reconsider the 'fit. Her after party look was perfect, though. Kylie, Kendall, and Kris all looked incredible, too.
The couple named their kid "Archie," which is totally a Riverdale reference, right? Something tells me most royals aren't that into streaming services, but I always knew Meghan and Prince Harry were Netflix people. They seem fun, and also kind of normie, right? You can very easily picture them cry-laughing along to Queer Eye. Riverdale is very on board with this theory, calling Windsor x The CW "the best crossover ever."
(Less fun royal baby news: BBC DJ Danny Baker was fired, we can only assume swiftly, from his weekly BBC Radio 5 Live show after using an image of a chimpanzee in a post about Meghan and Harry's newborn.)
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These power YouTubers need to check themselves. Jake Paul's lawyer has responded to claims that multiple guests were allegedly drugged at the vlogger's house party last weekend — one mother alleges that nine girls ended up in hospital.
Breakout Pose star Indya Moore revealed they're a survivor of sex trafficking, in an incredible Elle cover story. They're the first non binary trans person to receive the honor.
Moore said they met sex traffickers on Facebook, and that they promised to help them get the money they needed for hormones. They were "just a kid" at the time. Read more here.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's surrogate gave birth to their fourth child, a health baby boy. Of her new Taurus son, Kim tweeted: "He's here and he's perfect!" She added that he's "Chicago's twin," which means he is beautiful. Congrats!
And you'll be pleased to know that we've ranked every Kardashian look ever worn to the Met Gala since Kim first attended as Kanye's +1 in 2013. #Couchgate. Remember when Kendall wore a Topshop prom dress on the red carpet? Or when Kylie and Travis made a case for tiny sunglasses as formalwear? Or Kim's naked dress moment? They've given us so much over the years. Although I really wish someone would send Kourt and Khloe invites next time. Scroll right to the end for a fun surprise.