John Travolta and his sad doll hair wig kissed Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet and it was hideous.

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Later, the Oscars thought it'd be fun to bring out John Travolta and Idina Menzel to right the wrongs of last year's amazing "Adele Dazeem" fiasco, a moment we still think about at least once a week. Instead, this very normal thing happened:

What in the actual fuck? [THR; Gawker]

Former two-time Paper cover girl Patricia Arquette dedicated her speech to wage equality for women and Meryl. Went. Off. Bless. [Gawker]


Polish director Pawl Pawlikowski won for best foreign film and refused to wrap up his speech when the Oscars tried to play him off, continuing to talk and say lovely things about his late wife and children as everyone cheered. BAWSE.

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<br/>Oprah ran away from Lady Gaga on the red carpet. [<a href="http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a36876/oprah-running-from-lady-gaga-is-the-best-oscars-meme/">Cosmo</a>]

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<br/>Also, Ryan Seacrest was deeply confused over what a "flogger" is. SMDHBDSM. [<a href="http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02/relive-ryan-seacrests-look-of-total-confusion-over-not-knowing-what-a-flogger-is/">Uproxx</a>]<br/><br/>Scarlett is doing Miley 2013 now for reasons unknown. This was our favorite response. [<a href="https://twitter.com/JessicaSuarez/status/569716065212583937">@JessicaSuarez</a>] <br/> <iframe scrolling="no" src="https://tv.yahoo.com/video/terrence-howard-gets-emotional-onstage-041434116.html?format=embed" allowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640"/><div><br/></div><div>

Terrence Howard teared up introducing a deeply unremarkable montage segment of "Whiplash," "The Imitation Game" and Selma." Absolutely nothing about this made sense. It was magical. [<a href="https://tv.yahoo.com/video/terrence-howard-gets-emotional-onstage-041434116.html">Yahoo]</a><br/><br/>Donald Trump isn't even trying anymore. [<a href="http://defamer.gawker.com/everything-you-need-to-have-seen-from-last-nights-oscar-1687387027/+kellyconaboy">Gawker</a>]<br/> </div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div>

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