Morning Funnies: Binders Full of Women + Ellen DeGeneres Scaring the Crap Out of Celebs

In case you missed last night's debate....[Ex-Genius via Buzzfeed]

This GIF. [Bobby Finger via GIFwich via DorseyShawExperience]

Nobody. [BindersFullofWomen] (H/T @Jose_Valdez1)

Bill! [nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident via Buzzfeed]


Not impressed. [GIFWich]

Mitt was not jazzily chuckling on the inside last night, I'll tell you what. [Buzzfeed via therereallyisamaya]


Josh Romney maaaaad. [@BuzzfeedJack]

And, moving on....

Here's a montage of Ellen scaring the crap out of her guests. Taylor Swift's reaction is the best/saddest. [Vulture]
Slothstronaut! [LaughterKey]

Hello, Fun-1-1? Send the Jambulance, I've got the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu. [Reddit]

The best quote in this shady report that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are secretly married: "Just ran into David Duchovny outside Ken Paves salon. Asked him point blank about Gillian Anderson. He said 'no comment.'" Well... that's not a denial, right?" Emphasis on Ken Pave salon ours. Please let D.Duch have face framing clip-on bangs, just like Jessica Simpson's! [ONTD]

Ottoman Empire Superman by artist Berk Senterk. [PleatedJeans]

Yukkin' it up on the set of Silence of the Lambs. [Flavorpill]

The best house. [AlsoHere]

"Combover" by artist Phil Jones. [LaughingSquid]

Do it. [RatsOff]

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