Ms. Pamela Denise Anderson, the most famous Canadian lifeguard ever.
Once again, Miley donned a prosthetic dick, wagging it around during a apocalyptic rendition of "We Can't Stop."
Meanwhile PETA crusader Anderson slinked around, holding up a sign that said "SAVE THE WHALES."
Down the side of one of her legs, Pamela wrote "NO CAPTIVITY," which is something I need to start doing every morning; Anderson straddled a Divine in
Pink Flamingos lookalike, which is pretty much the best thing I've ever seen.
All in all, it was a random, horny nightmare fit for a gutter queen, and authentically Miley.