Mike D of Beastie Boys party rock fame has just launched a new line of $500+ "grown man" bags -- because who doesn't love accessories that have to constantly attest to their own masculinity?
A collaboration with designer Clare V., they're "minimalist" canvas and leather bags that came about because he didn't want a backpack. "I've had backpacks my whole life and I'm a grown man now," he told Billboard. "I should have something better.'"
Looking for something a little more budget-friendly though? Well, there is also a $145 canvas wine tote option and a $55 luggage tag (luggage not included), so, uh, get shopping. Check out the full range here -- and be on the lookout for a future "man apron," as D's apparently already thinking about a second collection.