UPDATE: One of Trump's speechwriters, Meredith McIver, has thrown herself under the colossal spiked tires, and taken responsibility for Melania Trump's now infamous RNC speech, which contained huge portions directly plagiarized from Michelle Obama's 2008 speech at the Democratic National Convention.

McIver released a statement on Trump's own campaign site:

Hmmmmmm.

Some weird facts in theories are circulating Twitter about said Ms. McIver:

She's a registered democrat?

Apparently so.

She's...not real?

Well...



Her Wikipedia page was created TODAY, and claims that she's ghostwritten SIX of Trump's books since getting hired in September of 2001 (no).

Here's her "Everpedia," and the photo they've used for it, apparently of Meredith:

Everipedia

She graduated from the University of Utah (with honors), and was a former ballerina? Ok!

Consumate windbag Piers Morgan claims to have had many "dealings" with McIver, so if Piers Morgan says she's definitely real, then she is absolutely not a real person; do, say, and think the opposite of whatever Piers does/says/thinks.

Later that night I got to thinking, was Meredith McIver Trump this whole time?


The internet rested in true astonishment last night, after it was confirmed that large chunks of Melania Trump's impassioned speech at Night 1 of the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio, were plagiarized from First Lady Michelle Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention in 2008.

The comparisons are staggering;


Almost so much so, that you can't help but feel like it was...intentional?

Whatever the fuck was happening, it's truly unbelievable that the Trump camp so unabashedly disregarded the idea that the internet--especially how it is today--wouldn't fact change Mrs. Trump's words.

Also, try to best Michelle Obama with her own words, Melania. TRY IT! You can't.

Leave it to Twitter to turn this lil' scandal into a game, namely the #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes hashtag, trending now.

Here are some of the best:

Honest Abe!

Fuck quotes.

0_0

Boom.

Ok, Canada!

Too real.

**internal scream**

RiRi come through.

Who's that girl?

^^^^^Yep.


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