The rapper tweeted the song out yesterday afternoon, with the caption "Happy Valentine's Day to all my lovers out there. This song is for you...#Spoons"
The song--an ode to Netflix, handjobs and thwarted sex-sessions--has normcorny lyrics like this:
"And she's like 'I'm tired'/I'm like, 'Aw man'/I was about to crush the coochie like a tall can."
'She said 'Fifty Shades of Grey was the best read'/I said' I'm more a Giving Tree type of guy--Shell Silverstein (he's awesome)'"
"You watched ahead on the fourth season of Game of Thrones/I hold that against you/I want to forgive you, but inside, I'm resentful/with your lame claims that we had different schedules/I've seen your Netflix queues; you're busted!"
The song ends with Macklemore (real name BEN) whisper-singing, "Every time I go to sleep, I wish that you were next to me/Two people that were meant to be under the sheets/I'm spooning you, you're spooning me."
My blood has turned cold, but I guess I small sliver of me is charmed.