As we drag our own wrists into the hazy twilight of summer, this single video, posted earlier this afternoon, of the legendary blue whale sculpture hanging in the Milstein Hall of Ocean Life at NYC's American Museum of Natural History GETTING VACUUM CLEANED, quell your early autumn dread.

The museum livestreamed the annual vacuum--washing away our collective sins of summer, our clean flesh ribbed with goosebumps.

The ticker of time weighs heavy, but this 94-foot artificial mammoth, this dormant god, suspended in power--take a few cosmic pounds off your back.

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