UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan told Page Six that she did NOT throw her beau's phone into the Aegean Sea, as previously reported.
It had to do with my friend throwing his phone case in the water as a joke . . . because [guests] were making fun of it . . . People said I personally threw [the] phone, but it's all not true. It's a total fabricated lie!
A joke!!! You hear that? A joke.
Friends throw each other's phone cases into the Aegean Sea. That's just what happens.
Multiple outlets are reporting that Lindsay Lohan, who recently celebrated three crispy decades in this mortal coil, channeled some 2009 LiLo during her Grecian birthday getaway to Mykonos this week: