While we blearily stumble through the second day of this endless late afternoon, Lindsay Lohan calls back to her native America, from across the crashing sea, with a proclamation of...something:

Lindsay was the target of Trump's ceaseless horror when she was only 18; in a recently surfaced Howard Stern interview in 2004, the President-elect grossly speculated on Lindsay's sexual prowess due to her past issues with substance abuse (Lindsay was righteously defended by her former onscreen mom, Jamie Lee Curtis). I'm sure this election felt especially personal for her, despite not being on American soil.

We could all benefit from taking a breath for ourselves right now. So...thanks, Lindsay.

This post was (wonderfully) preceded by this...

And this:

Same.

Just breathe.

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