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On Saturday, actress/experimental poet Lindsay Lohan wrote an Instagram essay, sharing a few personal thoughts on September 11th with a semi-coherent ramble somehow related to Michael Jackson, PETA, Oprah and the Hollywood machine.

In between a slew of hashtags advocating forgiveness and love in what could possibly be applicable to the 9/11 tragedy, she puts a personal spin on it all by shifting the focus from New York to the LA/TMZ celeb-buzz complex, all amongst some excellent Daily Affirmation quotables ("the most beautiful life comes cheap") we think hint at the "personal strides" she's been making as of late. And while we're not 100% sure what exactly she's saying, we're happy she seems to be reflecting on her past lives and not killing deer in the process. Yay Lindsay.

Read the entire conspiracy theory essay below.

they always come back. I love you NYC �they always come back. I love you NYC � #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed �to stand tough. Black or white - in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... � #UnitedNations

[h/t Jezebel
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