In a perfect storm of perfection, the ladies of Ghostbusters sat down with Ellen today to exchange tender kisses and discuss their weirdest before-they-were-famous jobs. If you thought that Kate McKinnon was a Little League softball umpire, you'd be right. If you thought that America's sweetheart Leslie Jones was a waitress at Applebee's, you'd be absolutely wrong. When young LJ needed to make rent in Glendale, California, she took a job as a telemarketer for Xenu. "It was a very easy interview," she explains, "I just acted crazy."