I also don't believe Leo actually pedals on CitiBike; maybe one or two initial pumps, but he's mastered it in such a way where he's able to just cruise at one, manageable speed for the entire duration of his sesh.
Leo was also joined by--you guessed it!--a thin blonde female human.
What's NOT pictured is me following Leo and the mystery blonde on my OWN CitiBike, drenched in sweat and panting.
"I'll be right there, Leo! Don't mind me!" I laughed, coughing while watching their silhouettes disappear into the hazy, humid late afternoon sun.
"Wait up, Leo!" I yelled again, watching him as he rides his CitiBike off a pier, and out into the East River, and into the Long Island Sound, and into the Atlantic Ocean, farther and farther away, into the horizon.