Lady Gaga hath returned with the new, wholly melodramatic but totally earnest video for "Million Reasons"--her runaway heartbreaking hit single that wasn't meant to be a single till she belted it out within an inch of her life on Carpool Karaoke.
The video--which picks up right where we left off in the Joanne-era desert of rage in the "Perfect Illuison" video--has ponytailed, jean cutoff shorts, and black midriff clad Gaga waking up on the desert ground, coming down haaaaard.
She's picked up by a carcade of Escalades, taking her back to her celebulife of hair and makeup.
But she finds strength in her Joanne vibes pink pantsuit and cowboy hat. Andd in this moment, I screamed.
She gets her twang on:
And heads back to the desert (spiritually speaking, perhaps), where her trusty band of Grigio Girls come to the rescue:
...and comfort her in her hour of heartbreak.
And with their help, Gaga picks herself back up and keeps going, Sarah Connor style.