Kourtney Kardashian, eldest spawn of Lady Kris Jenner, is currently in Londontown (where she was attending tolamour UK's Women of the Year Awards).
Acting as her guide to the ancient city is London's adopted ambassador, Lindsay Lohan--occasional actress and full-time Instagramer; Lohan and the Dash Dolls go back a few years, so this union is not so strange.
I mean, that's what friends do, you know?! They wear each other's clothes!
Lindsay has ostensibly closed the chapter on her previous, troubled journeys--happily settled in the UK capitol with her Russian finance-heir fiancé, Egor Tarabasov--so it's nice to see our girl catching some healthy rays in the fame-sun.
Ms. Lohan's history of ephemeral BFFs, however, goes back long before Kourtney, or any Kardashian, was considered "more relevant."
Lindsay and the OG famous-4-famous socialite were fast friends circa 2006, at the rising height of Linds' stardom.
The duo caused paparazzi solar flares with their heavily documented nights out in Hollywood.
Dusk fell somewhat quickly on their iconic bond, and the Lohan and Hilton quickly became enemies.
The war didn't stop there, like when Brandon Davis, Paris' friend/fellow heir, and ultimate LA goblin, hurled this infamous rant Lindsay's way.
Nowadays, both stars keep chilly neutrality, aside from a few incidences, like when Lindsay apparently "hired" someone to beat Paris' younger, scarecrow brother Barron at an after after-after-after-hours party at Miami's Art Basel in 2013.
Live on, P and L!
Lindsay and Paris' former, clandestine bestie, Nicole Richie, also shared stratospheric nights together in the roving Los Angeles splendor of the mid aughts.
Richie and Lohan were part of fashion maven Rachel Zoe's coven of 2000s starlets, including Mischa Barton, whom she styled to the nines.
As Richie began locking into the family life, marrying Good Charlotte's Joel Madden, who she has two children with, she and Linds veered into different lanes (clearly); their friendship dispersing into a sighing Pacific breeze.
"We don't keep in touch," Nicole bluntly told Andy Cohen on
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