Trouble with love? Work problems? Mercury retrograde? Don't worry. Rapper, author of the forthcoming novel O.K. (Sorry House), and expert astrological navigator, Kool A.D. will safely guide you through the coming month.
Watch Killer of Sheep. Kick it with a Gemini. Listen to a song by Sage the Gemini. Burn some sage. Get drunk. Throw a one dollar bill in the garbage. Burn another one dollar bill over the kitchen sink. With a third one dollar bill, buy a piece of candy and eat it in the same room as an Aries.
U can ask "why?" a million times and a million times the answer will be "why not?" The thing a lot of people don't tell u is that "why not?" is just another way of saying "why?" So what I mean to say is that the question is the answer and the answer is the question. And that question/answer combo is Love. Love is a process, not an achievement or a destination. Knowledge is an illusion. U don't know what u know. Heaven is not a place but a feeling. Heaven is inside of u. But u already knew that.
Everything that applies to Aquarius this month applies to u this month too so read what I told them. Shoplift something. Smoke some weed. Drink some liquor. Go on a date. Raise ur voice at some point this month. Buy a good hunting knife. If you already have a good hunting knife, buy a gun. If u already have a gun, buy another one and give ur old one to somebody else. LEO
If you know a Cancer with a gun, ask them to give it to u. Read Chekov, Nabokov, Cornel West and Frantz Fanon. Kiss a white woman. Watch an episode of a white people show like Mad Men or something. Listen to College Dropout and take a shot of expensive whiskey for every mention of drugs or alcohol. If ur in college, drop out of college. If u find urself broke and spinning ur wheels years later, try to work for a nonprofit or some sort of co-op type situation. Have kids as early as possible. Eat healthier. Or whatever, do whatever.
Looks like ur gonna break even this month but things don't look so good in terms of profits. U should be focusing less on these financial concerns tho and more on problems of integrity, urs and those around u. Don't be afraid to take a critical look at ur love life. Not the best month for u tbh.
Communication is key this month. Talk it out. Politic. Chit
chat. Shoot the shit. But don't forget to listen either. Stay alert and
hydrated. Like I told Pisces and Aries last month, meditate on the
concept of Hello Kitty. Listen to Sly and the Family Stone.
is a time for reflection and gratitude. Try not to drink too much. Look
up how to make cannabis tincture but don't make it til like next month
or even the month after or whatever do whatever. Listen to Sly and the
Family Stone with a Libra and/or Gemini.
to Los Crudos, Las Malas Pulgas, Fe D'Ratas Influencia, Godstomper,
Chest Full of Arrows, Los Huaycos, Surcos, Baja Sociedad, Massacre 68,
Los Lobos, Santana, Tower of Power, Special Forces and Leadbelly.
tell u what I told Leo last month, listen to a lot E-40, Too Short, Mac
Dre, Rappin 4-Tay, C-Bo, B Legit, Mac Mall, The Jacka, 2Pac, Andre
Nickatina, Dru Down, Paris, Luniz, Yukmouth, Equipto, Iamsu, Problem,
Kendrick, Schoolboy Q, Ab-Soul, D-Lo, Beeda Weeda, Cousin Fik, Davinci,
Messy Marv, JT the Bigga Figga, Erk Tha Jerk, Keak Da Sneak, Migos, UGK,
Three Six. Get a Trapflix subscription. Also Listen to Kanye, Jay-Z,
Nas, Dipset, Beanie Sigel, Freeway, Cassidy, Meek Mill, Peedi Crack,
Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, Pharoah Monch, Chief Keef, Twista, The
Roots, Big Pun, The Fugees, Mobb Deep, CNN, The Lox, The Firm, Wu-Tang,
Mase, Biggie, Fabolous, Jeru The Damaja, KRS-ONE and Black Moon. Watch
Loisaidas. Also listen to everything I just told Sagittarius to listen
to a second ago. Also listen to Sly and the Family Stone.
bruh, u know what, do whatever mane. Like fuck it bro, go in. Do u. Do
ur thing. Why u listening to me for? Turn up. Wild out. Get jiggy with
it namsayin. Whole hog the bitch. Ain't no half steppin. Full monty, full steam ahead. Yolo. swag swag swag. Fuck the Police. U
know like WOOP WOOP DAS DA SOUND A DA POLICE feel me? Bruh. Anyway man,
stay up kid. Peace Allah.
Look at the Wikipedia
page for The Giver by Lois Lowry. Don't read the book tho, it's hella
boring. I heard there's a movie, feel like that might be boring. Maybe
get hella high and watch that movie. Consider buying a gun. Read the
Wikipedia entry for IKEA. Steal something from IKEA and assemble it.
a book that u already read before and throw it into the ocean. Steal
another book u already read before and throw it into a swimming pool.
Write a book. Buy a piece of candy and keep it close to ur bed for the
whole month before eating it. Buy or steal a pair of dice.