Why hello. You think you're out here living a rounded, fulfilled life? Well, think again, because do you know who is obviously living and loving herself a lot more than you? Kim Kardashian. Homegirl is currently enjoying the fruits of all the turmoil she puts her body through to achieve the figure of a butternut squash, partaking in something of a MILF tour in Mexico.
She's also tweeting all about it.
Here we go, buckle on up, my sweets.
So I'm gonna give u guys a play by play of the trip so far...