Perfect news for a Monday morning: Justin Bieber, rising Canadian indie musician, announced to the world, via Instagram, that he is now the proud owner of dreadlocks.

Let's take a moment to reflect:

Yep, they're still there.

"Why." Our sentiments, exactly.

Justin is like that girl in your middle school homeroom who went to the Virgin Islands over Spring Break with her family, and came back with her hair braided, and a deep tan.

Obviously, people are none-too-pleased with Bieber's seemingly oblivious 'borrowing':


Others related to the cringeworthy move:

In other news...

Did they close down that mountain road for this photo?

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