Since Satanists deify ourselves we have no need to make offerings to fictional entities. — The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) December 30, 2016
As always, it's theism that sacrifices others to its ends, from animals to people who believe differently. — The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) December 30, 2016
Welcome to 2017!
Apropos of nothing, full time troll / occasional rapper Azealia Banks posted and subsequently deleted a video of herself preparing to sandblast 3 years worth of dried chicken blood off of her closet floor. "Three years worth of brujeria," she says, panning across the truly grisly scene of gore and feathers in her closet. "Real witches do real things."
You can watch the video below (it's pretty gnarly), or just not do that at all!