Jon Hamm tells Rolling Stone that he is sick of the Internet talking about his un-underpanted package. A highlight from the story, out March 29th: "A Tumblr called "Jon Hamm's Wang" has been posting photos for over two years, but Hamm doesn't seen the humor. "They're called 'privates' for a reason," he says. "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
BUT YOU WOULD BE THE HOTTEST LEAD MINER WEARING NO UNDERPANTS, JON!
Excellent DOMA protest sign. [Buzzfeed]
Elton Dog is our new favorite dog. [FuckYeahDementia]
Pee-wee Merman by Hanksy.
Hello fartness, my old fart. Prolific handfarter HandFartMaster has done it again with this superb cover of "The Sound of Silence." Fart Fartfunkel would be proud. [LaughingSquid]
No self control. [ThisIsntHappiness]
Night night. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]