There's a lot of reasons why we'll never go to Times Square on New Year's Eve: you have to stand outside in the freezing cold for hours, you're crushed up against thousands of other tourists in dumb plastic hats, you have to suffer through mediocre performances by teenage pop stars... But there's probably no worse indignity than the fact that there are no bathrooms. Anywhere. For those brave (or foolish) enough to come out to Times Square, they have to hold their bladders -- and minimize their liquid consumption, at the risk of dehydration -- for many, many hours. Last night Jimmy Kimmel made a genius super cut of various TV news stations catching on to this hellishness and, without further ado, we present "Pee Watch 2014," above.