I bumped into my imaginary BF Jared Leto last night at the Erin Wasson show and did what any self-respecting journalist would do in that circumstance: put on some lip gloss, flipped my hair, and dropped to my knees (don't judge -- he was sitting on the floor, so I had to.) What proceeded after was a messy, unprofessional affair which is not was not even transcript worthy, but I'll share because I care.
Did you enjoy the show?
It was great. She always does good.
What made you pick this show?
To show love and support for Erin.
Sorry, I'm distracted. How do you stay so cute?
How do you stay so cute? You're a pretty girl.
My momma made me this way.
To be continued.....