photo via Lucky Peach

Apparently summer's hottest #sadgirl trend is looking like you just stepped out of a late-'60s food advert and this amazing new Lucky Peach tutorial on how to make a ham rose flower crown is here to help. 

The instructions are easy -- make a tight roll, sub the baby's breath for parsley sprigs, wash your hands of ham juice and then you too can get your dose of Summertime Sadness courtesy of some cold cuts. After all, plants wilt, but salt-preserved pork is forever. 

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