New favorite Tumblr alert: Hot Dog Legs, which asks the important question: are those tan, skinny legs or delicious Oscar Mayer wieners?
No no no no no: Corey Feldman released a music video called "Ascension Millennium" featuring strippers, Christmas in August and -- if you go to his website -- the uneasy feeling that he's trying to make some sort of Girls Gone Wild-esque stripper porn empire. [via Uproxx]
Fair point. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
This book speaks the truth and we're buying 10,000 copies of it. [via The Science of Construction]
If you've ever wondered how PAPERMAG editors sashay into the office every morning, this is it. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Kanye poetry is the best kind of poetry. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]
Yes sir! [via Afternoon Snooze Button]