The LOVE Advent Calendar has been a delightful parade of gorgeous, lubed up supermodels writhing around in absurd situations with inscrutable expressions, which is why we love it! But... this is not the time of year to be imagining how you would look relative to Bella Hadid in a thong leotard. No, this is the time of the year to be falling asleep on the couch in a Garfield shirt with a brick of cheese clasped in your hand as Netflix autoplays season 3 of Frasier.

Luckily, Chrissy Teigen gets it. For her Advent Calendar video, she created an '80s workout video that features moves like the chardonnay leg reach...

The french fry push up...

And the secret to *this* mid-winter's bod, the hot dog bicycle crunch.

God bless you, Chrissy Teigen.

Splash image via LOVE / Doug Inglish