Are you someone who enjoys the finer things in life (read: things like Raf Simons' new duct tape)? Did you allocate over $20,000 in funds to your owning a Birkin bag? Have you always wanted to show off your secret skateboarding abilities but could never find a board chic enough to be seen on? Same, and while you and I are certainly part of a very, very tiny and niche market, our endless struggle must be addressed.
Thankfully Hermès is here to answer our prayers, if you have $3000 dollars, of course. The brand has released both longboards and skateboards in a series of in archival designs: "Bouclerie Modern," "Cavalcadour" and "Sangles en zigzag." Each deck is reportedly made of light beech wood with a noble maple veneer. Whatever noble maple veneer means.