Pop demigod, critical pariah and legendary lover Katy Perry stars in Katy Perry: The Prismatic World Tour, which will premiere March 28 via EPIX. Miraculously, there is no left or right shark in the trailer, despite Bryan Gaw being the most important thing to happen to our culture since #thedress, Pharrell's hat or the election of Barack Obama. It's also worth noting that the trailer locks its gaze entirely on the stage, leaving the personal trials and sad-piano to the reviled 2012 Perry vehicle, Part of Me. Considering all the shit she's taken for that movie and her halftime show, we hope this new offering just doubles down on the artifice and the insanity. If only it were called Montage of Shark.