Here's Richard Simmons Crashing a Wedding With a Glitter Gun

by Elizabeth Thompson

1) Here's an insane clip of Richard Simmons crashing a wedding with a glitter gun on General Hospital. He plays a villain named Richard.
2) Richard Simmons has been playing a villain on General Hospital and nobody told us?
3) You really only need to watch to the 3-minute mark. Highlights include Simmons shouting our new favorite catchphrases: "Tramp Champ" and "Sour Pooses." [Jezebel]


Meanwhile, here is the lyrics video to Richard Simmons' song "Hair Do," which is amazing and delightful and like gay Kool-Aid cut with 7-Up and a dollop of sherbet for your soul. Start your morning right with this jam and a half. [Dlisted]

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