Looking for a ballsy backpack, but can't afford a
Cookie Lyon x HBA pillow pack? Well look no further, as one crowdfunded campaign is looking to do just that. Quite literally.
Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life, this sensual sack looks remarkably like real testicles thanks to some help from SFX artist C.J. Goldman. Created by one Daniel Bitton (of viral scotrum backpack fame) who is currently trying to raise $33K for production costs, it's currently about halfway funded -- so in all likelihood, it's looking like the scrote tote will actually be a reality very, very soon.
And, of course, the finished product (in ebony or ivory) will cost $69 if you
donate to the campaign now. Otherwise it'll be $120 a piece -- still a relatively cheap price to pay for a vessel "to hold the world's most precious cargo: the human race." Oh man, oh man.