Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz would like you to turn up for Dunkin Donuts' iced coffee as part of their "Summer Chill" series. See bizarre track below:
Yes, there is a long, storied history of athletes (and in particular football players) making endearing, intentionally terrible music, but "Turn it Up" raises a lot of new and fascinating questions. Were Gronk and Big Papi asleep during the recording? If so, why didn't they drink any iced coffee to wake themselves up? Do they not really like Dunkin Donuts? For the answers to slightly less pressing questions, check out The Washington Post, which has a full run-down of the promotional materials generated by Gronk, Big Papi, and Dunkin Donuts.