You'll need a whole pack of lung-shredding Djarums to make it through this week's Portlandia, in which the town's lovable got couple Vince and Jacqulin (favorite aliases: Chimera and Gargoyle) are accused of vandalizing a string of taxidermy shops. In a defense worthy of Atticus Finch, their lawyer pleads that "being weird is not a crime" -- especially poignant since the lawyer is played by Paul Ruebens

Watch the clip, below, while lighting up a clove and listening to Einstürzende Neubauten.

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