Best Headline of the Week: Because how can you beat "Pooping cyclist started foothills fire"? -- Sandra Song

Pop Star Most In Need of The Elements of Style: Katy Perry. She posted this incomprehensible, punctuation-starved tweet defending Nicki Minaj during her feud with Taylor Swift this week. Girl, what? -- Elizabeth Thompson 
 <br/><br/><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Best Cosby Slam</span></b>: Judd Apatow's <a href="">scathing Cosby impersonation</a> during his standup set on the Tonight Show this week. -- <b>J.K.</b><br/><br/><b>Best News That Will Probably Scare The FCC:</b> This week, our cover star/all-around badass Miley <a href="">announced that she'll be hosting the VMA's on August 30th</a>. As for Robin Thicke...let's just hope his invitation was lost in the mail. <b>-- Taylor Silver</b><br/><br/><b>Best Display of Canadian Pride:</b> After Meek Mill called out Drake for using ghostwriters on his songs, Toronto politician Norm Kelly swooped in to defend the King of the 6's honor. <b>-- T.S. <br/><br/>Hottest Fashion Accessory:</b> <a href="">Vagina yarmulkes</a>!<b> </b>Perfect for Reform Feminists or if you're just in the mood to freak Bubbie out. <b>-- T.S.<br/></b><br/><b>Best Surprise Album News (You Hear That Frank Ocean?):</b> Though Albert Hammond Jr.'s new LP <i>Momentary Masters</i> doesn't come out until July 31st, you can stream it in full <a href="">here</a>. Also <a href="">check out our interview with him </a>where he talks about the new record and scuba diving.<br/><br/><br/><b>Best Photo You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life</b>: It really just speaks for itself.<b> <br/>-- T.S. </b></div><div align="left"><b><br/></b></div><div align="left"><blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned="" data-instgrm-version="4" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"/></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_top">Coming soon. ð��ªâ�¤ï¸�</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A photo posted by Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2015-07-23T20:11:10+00:00">Jul 23, 2015 at 1:11pm PDT</time></p></div></blockquote> <script async="" defer="" src="//"/><b><br/></b></div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;" align="center"><b>Most Squee-Inducing Instagram: </b>Chance the Rapper has a baby "coming soon"!!! <b>-- S.S.</b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;" align="center"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;" align="center"><b>Tastiest Artworks: </b>There's apparently an artist named <a href="">Scorpion Dagger</a> who specializes in Renaissance x hot dog gifs. Because, Internet. <b>-- S.S.</b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><br/></p>