The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) announced that it has 'lifted' its ludicrous, archaic ban on gay or bisexual men donating blood...the only catch? You have to have been abstinent for an entire year.

Oh, how generous!

The former policy, which was created during the AIDS crisis, has been a point of contention for the gay community, and human rights groups for decades.

The FDA's 'recommendation' points out that "No transmissions of HIV, hepatitis B virus, or hepatitis C virus have been documented through U.S.-licensed plasma derived products in the past two decades."

We want your blood! Just don't act on your sexuality for 365 days, you gross sodomite.

Well, this gross sodomite (points to self) didn't want to give you my gross blood, anyway, so thanks for continuing to make this easy.

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