Finally, some good news: two female employees of a San Bernadino, California sex store successfully stopped a would-be armed robbery by literally throwing dildos at the wannabe thief.

The man entered the adult store Lotions & Lace--just before closing--with his face covered, holding a "gun" and pointing it directly at the two employees behind the register; suffice to say, they were not impressed.

One of the employees, Amy, told the news:

I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this

Yes. One thousand times, yes.

When the man reached over the counter and grabbed one of them, that's when the "Fuck no" began, and the two started chucking dildos at him until he fled.

"They come in handy!" Amy said of the makeshift weapons.

Of the robber, they called him a "coward" thinking he could just come in and "get over on two females and not realizing that were pretty feisty."

National fucking heroes.

Watch the surveillance tape below.

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