Drunk Diane Keaton on Ellen Is the Best Diane Keaton

By Elizabeth Thompson


Drunk Diane Keaton was on Ellen yesterday drinking chilled red wine, talking about tantric sex and promoting her awful-looking wedding movie that we'll be secretly enjoying on a plane 5 months from now. The whole segment is amazing and takes our love for her to new loopy heights.





This is only funny if you want it to be (i.e. this is a little bit funny): Here's a video of a toddler hanging out by his front door, waiting for his dad to come home when the mail person abruptly stops by and, well, you'll see. [Gawker]



Morning Oh Nosies: Amanda Bynes has shaved half her head. [JustJared]



Happy prom, kids! Here's baby Jimmy Fallon and his date looking very 1990. [LateNightJimmy]



Tim Gunn, making it work, with one tiny hand. [LaughterKey]



The only GIF you need to see from yesterday's dedication of the George W. Bush Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too. Hats off to Jezebel.



Joffrey Bieber = our new favorite tumblr.



OMGenesis. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]



Our new email signature. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]



Fact. [HexGirlfriend666]


Up top, guy! [CoinFarts]








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