I know what you're thinking: "Drive came out five years ago! I don't need a Drive parody, I've moved on with my life! I had to take Kavinsky off of my jogging playlist because it got annoying!" First of all, stop yelling. Secondly, don't deprive yourself of the perfection that is Drive 2: The Uber Years. In this hilarious video, comedian and dead-on Ryan Gosling doppelgänger Joey Thompson imagines The Driver's post-getaway career as the hero we deserve - a Los Angeles Uber driver. As it turns out, violent gangsters with complex inner worlds are nothing compared to hungry drunk girls, gas prices, and emotionally abusive yuppies that want to got to Dave and Busters.