Drake just released a 12 minute video for his VIEWS track, "Child's Play," and it is... completely ridiculous. It kicks off AT CHEESECAKE (lol @ Drake: "This is like the nicest one of these I've seen") with his girlfriend, TYRA BANKS, confronting him over some suspect text messages she found on his phone...

Can we all agree that, "I can't wait... but the song can" is definitely something that Drake has texted to a woman? Then there is a SCENE, complete with Tyra screaming "OH, NOW YOU COVERING YOUR BABY'S EARS" and "SHE CALLED YOU AUBREY" before smashing a signature slice of cheesecake on his face and pouring an enormous glass of wine on his head.

We know that the Six God's two weaknesses are "a good girl" and light improv, and Tyra's love of theatrical stunts is in direct proportion to her fear of Naomi Campbell, so this opening scene is PURE GOLD. It's as gold as the plate of macaroni and cheese that they cut to for a really long time while Drake approaches the table...

From there, there's a nonsensical Toronto dinner-theater version of a Will Ferrell sketch at a strip club with a guy named "The Texas Hammer, Jr."

Then there's the obligatory strip club turn-up...

And finally, during Drake's classic second verse transition from utter pettiness to complete devotion, this incredibly ominous message on the open trunk of a Cadillac...

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Watch the video for "Child's Play" below...

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