"Ya hear that?! Full time!" I shout from the window in front of my desk, before joining an impromptu musical number in the streets, called "Full Time!"
The president-elect, making it sound like he's "doing us a favor" by living there, cleared up the fuckery on Fox News Sunday:
"I'm going to live in the White House with my family," he said.
Trump went onto confirm that his wife, future First...something Melania, and their 10-year-old son, Barron, will remain in New York and cause a daily transportation and security and financial nightmare for New Yorkers.
Barron's going to finish up school because he's got just a couple of months to go so it's a little hard to take him out of school.