Like a solar flare out of the silent, eternal hall of the past, Mary Trump--the late mother of orange-fried butterscotch demon Donald Trump--has broken through the Twittersphere dimension.
This tweet, containing a screenshot from a 1997 interview with Mary, began making the viral rounds yesterday:
This photo of Donald Trump's mum looks like a character in a film about Trump's life where Trump plays all the roles pic.twitter.com/eUXbfFT0X5
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 26, 2016
Can. We. Talk. About. THIS.
Her hair--A TILTED MASS OF DIVINITY!!
Mary's hair looks like the whimsically bent cliff a rumored sea witch lives atop--her chimney smoke rising into the yellow/grey sky above.
In 2014, when this iconic news piece surfaced...
...tHIS WAS THE CLIFF HER HOUSE SAT ON!!!!!
Twitter had some fun, of course:
I've only just realised Donald Trump is in a Nutty Professor-style family where he plays all of the characters. pic.twitter.com/nGWWMTRguR
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) July 26, 2016
@Pandamoanimum Your nightmares start here. pic.twitter.com/q4Q7qGjkzI
— Gareth Dimelow (@gdimelow) July 26, 2016
Who wore it better: Donald Trump's mom or this dollop of whipped cream? pic.twitter.com/IJbJ0xl51C
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) July 26, 2016
@Pandamoanimum @Glinner pic.twitter.com/HJcsb1NXzs
— Darcy Fray (@iamthinker) July 26, 2016
@J3tt4tur4 @Pandamoanimum pic.twitter.com/AgBBRzmTSG
— Ian McMullen (@cadillacjukebox) July 26, 2016
@cadillacjukebox @Pandamoanimum 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hirnDZze6X
— Jettatura (@J3tt4tur4) July 26, 2016
@Pandamoanimum @lindsayism Was this from The Fifth Element?
— Louis GO (@enriqueztwb) July 26, 2016
@Pandamoanimum @Ran_Tmplan she's like Joey's agent in Friends pic.twitter.com/rl1nMFD65f
— Even Stephen (@SBD231) July 26, 2016
Mary Trump, you glorious angel, may you rest in peace, but know you and your mountainous 'do are the only good thing to come out of your son running for president.