Like a solar flare out of the silent, eternal hall of the past, Mary Trump--the late mother of orange-fried butterscotch demon Donald Trump--has broken through the Twittersphere dimension.

This tweet, containing a screenshot from a 1997 interview with Mary, began making the viral rounds yesterday:

Can. We. Talk. About. THIS.

Her hair--A TILTED MASS OF DIVINITY!!

Mary's hair looks like the whimsically bent cliff a rumored sea witch lives atop--her chimney smoke rising into the yellow/grey sky above.

In 2014, when this iconic news piece surfaced...

...tHIS WAS THE CLIFF HER HOUSE SAT ON!!!!!

Twitter had some fun, of course:


Mary Trump, you glorious angel, may you rest in peace, but know you and your mountainous 'do are the only good thing to come out of your son running for president.


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