In case you had a sheet pulled over your head yesterday (hey, it happens), perhaps the greatest footage of 2015 began making the web rounds.
Sentient garbage water Donald Trump got a few more pumps in his infinitely expanding ego-balloon, after
TIME gave him the "runner-up" spot in their Person of the Year contest.
During his photo shoot, the heir turned fascist posed with a literal bald eagle (huh), and in a gorgeously meta-turn, things went...south.
TIME released the video for our viewing pleasure:
The eagle must've sensed Trump's chasm-heart, and made many attempts to claw at him.
President Bitch Boy had someone repeatedly fixing his infamous comb over; WAH, WAHHHHH.
COME THRU, EAGLE.
Trump plays it off like he's chill about it, but the genuine fear in his eyes will assuredly make your week.
Thank you, God.