"Dinosaur Erotica" Is a Real Thing

by Elizabeth Thompson

2 things:
1) There is such a thing as "dinosaur erotica," as discovered by Jezebel.
2) We'd totally go on a third date with that Raptor. NOT SORRY.




ICYMI: America's dad Bill Nye performed his final dance on Dancing With the Stars Monday night. It was a weird Tron/constipated robot routine to "Get Lucky" and it was beautiful. [TasteullfyOffensive]


FYI. [Digg]

Sure thing, hon. [LaughterKey]




Here's Nick Offerman telling a delightful story on Dave Letterman last night about shoplifting tampons and cassette tapes in college and "soiling himself" when he got caught. [via Uproxx]



Us, every time we eat a half a bag of Doritos and a handful of calcium chews for dinner.[AfternoonSnoozeButton]



Thinking of you. [FYouNoFMe]




Here's Miley Cyrus' first SNL promos featuring 2013 Paper Beautiful Person Taran Killam. They kind of make us squirm a bit. [via Hyper Vocal]

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