People Magazine has unveiled its oppressively expected "Sexiest Man Alive" cover for 2015, and surprise! He's white! (David Beckham)

JK, David is v. sexy, and v. nice, so good for him.

Jimmy Kimmel revealed the cover on his show yesterday, with David skyping in for it; "It's the best moment of my career," Beckham joked.

The cover's tag adds that David is a "Romantic husband, devoted dad--AND he vacuums!"

WOW!

He VACUUMS!!!!!

David is constantly vacuuming; you can assume that any time of the day (or night), D.B. is pushing that 'cuum back and forth on the carpet, never blinking once.

"Ah," a neighbor says, seeing a light on at the Beckham house in the wee hours of the morning--the faint hum of the vacuum heard--"David must be at it again."

In the article, the humble 40-year-old reveals that although he is "very pleased to accept," he seems PERPLEXED!

"I never feel that I'm an attractive, sexy person. I mean I like to wear nice clothes and nice suits and look and feel good, but I don't ever think of myself that way."

Ok, David.

Bye.

Not actually bye! Don't go.

I'm sorry, David.







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