A blessed All Hallow's Eve to you and your kin! Since no one actually dresses up on actual Halloween anymore (except me; I'm sitting at my office desk with a witch hat/black veil), we must reflect on the costume smoothie of the previous weekend--the good and the -_-.
Fortunately, Colton Haynes--CW demigod, whose birth name is truly Colton Haynes--continued to dominate the celebrity costume game. With his previous years as Ursula and Princess Fiona (prosthetics and all)...
...Haynes one-upped those, and everyone else, with his (slightly terrifying) embodiment of Miss Piggy.
Well, some variant of the Ms. P, anyway--perhaps the iconic sow's no bullshit, perpetually divorced and LOVIN' it wino godmother.
Miss Piggy, of course, had her amphibian soulmate with her (TV actress Ally Maki):