Students at the University of Texas at Austin will be protesting concealed carry legislation -- but this time with penises instead of pickets.
To protest Senate Bill 11, which will allow students to carry concealed weapons on campus, UT student Jessica Jin organized a Campus Dildo Carry event on Facebook (aka #CocksNotGlocks) to protest inconsistencies in the law which goes into effect next August. After all, according to the UT's rulebooks, not to mention Texas law, obscene content in public (read: a dildo) is a fine-able offense -- a stance the event considers strange, to say the least.
"The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence," the event page reads. "You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis."