According to press releases and an admittedly bizarre promotional video, Dion's clothing line is in collaboration with the minimalist unisex kids label nununu, not Satan. But Pennsylvania-based exorcist John Esseff thinks otherwise.
"I'm convinced that the way this gender thing has spread is demonic," he told The Catholic Register.
"It's false. I don't even know how many genders there's supposed to be now, but there are only two that God made... When a child is born, what is the first things we say about that child? It's a boy, or it's a girl. That is the most natural thing in the world to say. But to say that there is no difference is satanic." Listen. The collection features a fair few skull patterns, but satanism does seem like a stretch.
To make things worse, the Catholic Register is also critical of Dion's design skills, calling her clothing "hideously ugly" and asking "who would pay $77 for a baby blanket with skulls or $161 for a jacket that looks like a trash bag?"
Extremely rude. I'm siding with Lucifer on this one.