Let us begin with the bulge that spawned a thousand and one ridiculously hot porntastic hashtags -- the Game's monstrous schlong that
we'vediligentlychronicled for you in all of it's half-mast glory. #MEATPRINTPAPI, indeed.
While we aren't addressing
Dickgate 2k15, the Bieb's surprisingly woof-worthy Calvin Klein underwear shoot is nothing to really say "Sorry" for (sorry). And while the goods may have been, ahem, digitally altered (as all commercial campaigns are!), we're still pretty confident that these pics single-handedly helped spike sales of both briefs and official Bieber 2016 calendars.
Speaking of mad sexy skivvies campaigns, Tommy Hilfiger also upped their game this year with the face (and the full package) of tennis hunksicle
Rafael Nadal. I mean, just look at that smoulder and that V and that happy trail and oh my god, I'm lowkey totally okay with being crushed in those incredible arms, but here is neither the time or the place to fanfic, so I'll just keep it short. After all, the fact that it's all (most likely) 100% real is probably enough to start all ya filthy animals salivating.
Once upon a time, actor Matthew Lewis was an awkward teen who looked
like this and played nerdy Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films. Now, one of the few miracles of adulthood has blessed dear Matthew, and he is effing hot. Earlier this year, Lewis posed in his panties for gay British magazine Attitude, and from the looks of it, Lewis has more than just attitude happening in those briefs. He's got attitude, a wand, a messenger owl and the entire Ministry of Magic happening south of the border and we are not mad at that. Hang in there, nerdy youths. One day you'll be an underwear model and everyone else you went to school with will look like Dobby.
Calvin Harris serving major hammock hotness in his Emporio Armani ad will make you feel the bass drop.
A moment of silence for the Dancing Machine in Jermaine's tight leather pants. Do what you do, Jermaine.
Seen here on the set of bro-opus
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Zac and his protruding manhood are serving us "High school wrestling team captain who's mutually j/o'd with at least three guys and doesn't have time for your binary tyranny."
His Royal Highness, Prince Harry of Wales
With a regal outline that could make even Jon Hamm bow his head, the 5th in line to the British throne politely makes the grade. God save the peen.