Caption This: Rick Santorum Talking to Lindsay Lohan

Over the weekend, Rick Santorum and Lindsay Lohan met at the White House Correspondents' Dinner (Lohan was a guest of Fox News' Greta Van Susteren).  Let's imagine what this unlikely twosome talked about!

Here's our guess:

Lohan: Oh my god, I love your vest.  Where did you get it?

Santorum: Men's Wearhouse.

Lohan: So adorable.

Santorum: Thanks.

Lohan: (Turns to Greta Van Susteren) That is the ugliest effing vest I have ever seen.

Submit your captions in the comments below -- we'll pick the best one and the winner gets an electronic pat-on-the-back courtesy of PAPERMAG!


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