And the heaven's opened up and brought forth fiery mirth:

A Britney Spears biopic is slated to premiere next year on the Lifetime Channel.




The film, simply called Britney, will follow the pop icon from her humble beginnings as a perky, Southern Mouseketeer on the Disney Channel...

...her meteoric success in the late 90s and early 2000s...

...her tragic breakdown in the mid aughts...

...and her triumphant comeback, leading into today.

Natasha Bassett, one of our Young Hollywood stars in the #Youth issue, will be portraying Ms. Spears, in all her glittery glory.

While it's certain Britney will not be allowed to watch this (and I do not blame her), let's think of some alternate movie titles in the vein of Lifetime.

Barefoot In A Gas Station

From Winning To Wigs To Winning Again

My Night With Lindsay (and Paris)

Cheetos On The Fingertips

Celery and Blue Cheese

Why You Lookin' Through The Peephole?


You're Lyin'!

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

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