The star of NY Giants wide receiver and Super Bowl champ Victor Cruz has officially taken a backseat to Elaina Watley..hisfiancee and the mother of his 3-year-old daughter.
By back seat, I mean strapped to the top of a Lexus SUV, and driven down the New Jersey Turnpike at 90 mph during a thunderstorm.
On Tuesday, October 6th, 2015, in the wake of Victor's numerous martial infidelities being made public, Elaina took it upon herself to send a group text message to Victor and most of his alleged sidepieces.
Not surprisingly, the text was leaked.
In a very demure fashion, Elaina politely introduced herself to the ladies, and urges them to "compare notes" with each other.
Here's the text that's been circling the web, via MediaTakeOut:
Excuse me while I breathe into a paper bag.
The text has been confirmed by Victor himself, who has since stated that he needs to continue his hiatus from playing to tend to his injured calf. Uh-huh.
We all need to take a moment to salute Elaina.
She looked out at the horizon before her -- that terrible, daunting and sickly Tuesday sky -- and made it her helpless bitch.
Elaina the Great, merciless vanquisher of Thot-dom, Victor should feel lucky to have you. Slay on, queen.