Realest Moment: Singer Halsey telling fans outside of BBC1's HQ in London to literally "stop being mean" to her.
The musician's social media accounts were being flooded with rabid garbage trolls saying she was "fucked up" and "swerving" for not stopping to sign autographs (take selfies) with them; Halsey very bluntly stated how insane her press schedule is, and that she would never just ice her fans.
It was very real, and very sad, but I commend her. It's truly the most millennial popstar thing to ever happen.
Best Teenage (Wet) Dream Come True: 16-year-old Russian schoolboy Ruslan Schedrin recently won a month-long stay with porn star Macy Ssens after winning a contest for being the 100,000th visitor to a gaming website. What a time in the boy's life. What a story for the grandkids. -- Ivan Guzman
Best Advertisement for Shrooms: The operator of a drug-centric YouTube channel had a 61-year-old mother of two try shrooms for the first time; she handled it very well.
Truly the greatest candidate for someone to do drugs with, ever.
"That tree outside actually has a face on it," she relays (with perfect deadpan) during the trip.
Dream Bag of the Week: MCM's Patricia Crossbody bag. The brand celebrated the launch with a party in Garden City, NY with Erin Heatherton and the Misshapes. -- A.S. [Photo by Kelly Taub/BFA.com]
Coolest Grandma of the Week: This one on Vine who proves that with age comes endless wisdom, experience, Beer Pong aim, and the increased probability of becoming a Vine meme. -- I.G.
Someone Tried to Kill Kim Cattrall!!!!!!!!!!!: No, not actually.
But a senseless teen drove her car into Kim's Vancouver home.
This isn't Kim's first brush with Death's scythe.
LIVE ON, Kim!
Our Greatest Living Legends: The 'Stump For Trump' Ladies (aka the only good thing to come out of Trump's campaign) went on CNN to recap last night's GOP Debate, which featured a blood battle between Trump and fellow presidential candidate, Marco Rubio.
Most Innovative Use of the Human Body: In between class periods, these boys took the ridiculousness of Hoverboard culture to a whole different level. But the smiles on all their faces, the girls making fun of them from afar -- how much more wholesome could it get? -- I.G.
Feel the Bern of the Week: This new Bernie Sanders guerrilla wheatpaste campaign in NYC in which street artist JIM JOE re-worked a campaign photo shot by Jamie-James Medina. It was released as a BitTorrent Bundle and you can see it out and about in downtown NYC. -- A.S.
Most tears we've cried this week: When you make Keith Urban bawl his eyes out, rack up over 32 million Facebook views, and send your year-old song straight to #1 on iTunes, you know you've done some good singing. All hail the original Idol Queen Kelly Clarkson. -- I.G.